This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
U G H
THE BALROGS ARE MAIAR WHO MORGOTH CORRUPTED
THEY ARE NOT SAURON’S MPREG BABIES BY MORGOTH
S T O P
YOUR SHIP IS SHITTY, YOUR MPREG IS SHITTY, STOP IT WITH THE FORCED MPREG ALREADY, IT DIRECTLY CONTRADICTS THE SILMARILLION
I HAVE TOLD YOU THIS ONCE
I AM NOT GOING TO BE THE ASSHOLE WHO TELLS YOU HOW TO HAVE FUN
BUT U G H
SHAME ON YOU
i knew you were trouble when you started calling him “mairon”
no one fucking calls him mairon
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter
Film Crit Hulk responds to Vulture’s trainwreck of an article, ‘Why Captain America Is Only Interesting If He’s a Prick’.
Two words can fix that headline: Why Captain America is Only Interesting TO ME If He’s a Prick
'Cause I'd say a hundred-million-dollar weekend might put you in the minority, buddy. Stop projecting.
I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.
for the love of all that is holy, and quite a few things that are not, do NOT drink while watching this.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.
HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE
SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.
SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.
SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?
Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook…
they LITERALLY JUST TOOK a SELFIE. the president a scientist and an engineer literally just took a SELFIE together. im so done. bye. im going to mars.
do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is
moreover, I found another 7 versions.
version for South Korea
page for France
list for Spain
quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)
update! Australian list (via idkvader)