|—||Stephen Colbert (via coldheartlegacy)|
Christmas lights under the snow
No its just hell having a partyA gay party
A gay party
I told you Kay wasn’t going to Heaven.
J-jesus-kun… be gentle… it’s my first time you know…
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MAKING THIS SIGN DOES ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR CHURCH KNOW WHAT SEX IS
Why Kay will never get into Heaven.
cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros. Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.
Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers?
“No, what is that?” he asked.
And then the giggles began.
- “Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”
- “So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!”
- Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”
- Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city!
This is false, and potentially very harmful. Please stop reblogging this as truth.
I’m so sorry but am I the only one who thought the thief looked like Thomas Jefferson
I mistook the hat for a wig and the white undershirt for some kind of cravat
I’m going to hell