The Liberal Gluten-Free Agenda is turning or dogs lesbian! — Stephen Colbert (via coldheartlegacy)
Christmas lights under the snow
No its just hell having a partyA gay party
A gay party
I told you Kay wasn’t going to Heaven.
(Source: mrsdentonorahippo, via bethanyofmight)
J-jesus-kun… be gentle… it’s my first time you know…
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MAKING THIS SIGN DOES ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR CHURCH KNOW WHAT SEX IS
Why Kay will never get into Heaven.
Send Me Questions And I Will Answer With Definite Lies
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Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city!
This is false, and potentially very harmful. Please stop reblogging this as truth.
I’m so sorry but am I the only one who thought the thief looked like Thomas Jefferson
I mistook the hat for a wig and the white undershirt for some kind of cravat
I’m going to hell
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