End of line.

"The Liberal Gluten-Free Agenda is turning or dogs lesbian!"

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:42:41 -0400

“The Liberal Gluten-Free Agenda is turning or dogs lesbian!”

- Stephen Colbert (via coldheartlegacy)

I can’t believe we let this dork be the God of Mischief ♠ Part...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:21:21 -0400

I can’t believe we let this dork be the God of Mischief ♠ Part 9

thorinobsessed: aradiamara: SCREAMIG always reblog

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:24:42 -0400

thorinobsessed:

aradiamara:

SCREAMIG

always reblog

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:14:31 -0400

lectricity: muffin-bitch: shadowtriad: Christmas lights...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:52:05 -0400

lectricity:

muffin-bitch:

shadowtriad:

Christmas lights under the snow

No its just hell having a party

A gay party

A gay party

I told you Kay wasn’t going to Heaven.

karykeion: bucketfillingtime: yourluciddream: actualherooftwil...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:46:00 -0400

karykeion:

bucketfillingtime:

yourluciddream:

actualherooftwilight:

gross

J-jesus-kun… be gentle… it’s my first time you know…

FuCKIN G

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MAKING THIS SIGN DOES ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR CHURCH KNOW WHAT SEX IS

Why Kay will never get into Heaven.

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:01:06 -0400

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

Dishonesty Hour

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:43:13 -0400

Send Me Questions And I Will Answer With Definite Lies

iwantcupcakes: Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros....

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 15:56:10 -0400

iwantcupcakes:

Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros. Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.

From Vulture:

Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers?

“No, what is that?” he asked.

And then the giggles began.

“Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”

“So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!”

Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”

Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”

(read more)

littleplasticmonster: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 01:39:47 -0400

littleplasticmonster:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city!

This is false, and potentially very harmful. Please stop reblogging this as truth.

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp

I’m so sorry but am I the only one who thought the thief looked like Thomas Jefferson

I mistook the hat for a wig and the white undershirt for some kind of cravat

I’m going to hell

chickensandwich: pizzaforpresident: i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 20:33:50 -0400

chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

lettherebedoodles: Modern Disney: Aladdin. So I’m thinking...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 20:24:19 -0400

lettherebedoodles:

Modern Disney: Aladdin.

So I’m thinking of making a series of drawings with the drool-worthy men of Disney in modern getup… We’ll see if I can find the patience to do so. :P

karykeion: t-shirtsandspaceboots: OH MY GOD well yes

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:50:04 -0400

karykeion:

t-shirtsandspaceboots:

OH MY GOD

well yes

nymeses: evilfeminist: treachherous: mylovelybrighteyes: Good...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:35:06 -0400

nymeses:

evilfeminist:

treachherous:

mylovelybrighteyes:

Good job south campus. If only these were all over the place at school #rape #sexualassault #help #911

Completely true. The hospital didn’t make me do anything that I wasn’t comfortable doing.

Rainn.org is a great way to get help after trauma

I didn’t know any of this information. :( But I’m glad I know now!!!

karykeion: roundwithcircles: someeldritchhorror: melongoat: k...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 17:22:11 -0400

karykeion:

roundwithcircles:

someeldritchhorror:

melongoat:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

Ebony Rain

I am the most goffik wulf

dark temptress

wow excus

Magic Hound

that just sounds like a really terrible band

ALPHA WOLF

THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING

YOU DON’T ALL HAVE TO PROSTRATE YOURSELVES BEFORE ME AT ONCE, I’LL GIVE YOU TIME TO REORGANIZE

I AM A BENEVOLENT LEADER

EVERYTHING THE MOONLIGHT TOUCHES IS MY KINGDOM

….Scarlet Red.

Welp.

chirart: bitteroath: chirart: So I’ve discovered a surprising...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 10:04:34 -0400

chirart:

bitteroath:

chirart:

So I’ve discovered a surprising number of people I know didn’t know this, and I thought it was a common trivia, so I think I’ll mention it here:

Beauty and the Beast is an allegory for a new bride’s fear of sex from her groom and her own sexuality, and eventually learning to embrace both and becoming empowered through it.

Considering the socio-norm back in the day was to marry young women between families as economical arrangements, a new bride would find the prospect of a (usually older) gentleman who demands sex (or at least, has the expectation of sex—for consummation of the marriage at the very least) to be terrifying and beastly, and can be seen a danger on her innocence and purity.

Going by the original tale: the beauty (new bride) is removed from her family and home (her comfort and the only place she knows) to go live with her new spouse out of an arrangement her father was forced into (an arranged marriage), bracing herself for the worst sort of monster—one who will be violent and rageful and subject her to a life of harm and terror… only to discover that, when she lives with the beast, he’s an intellectual thrill and a delight to bond with. Still, she does not love him, and so he allows her to return home (by her own choice!), only to discover she does indeed love him when she receives a vision that the beast is sick and dying. She rushes back to his side (again, by her choice!), and through this acceptance of friendship and newfound adoration, she sees her spouse not as a beast out to consume her or ravish her, but as a man and very human, and she learns to take charge of her own sexuality—becoming a woman in her own right.

It’s an easy story to paint as romanticizing an abusive relationship, so I think it’s a pity more people don’t realize it has its roots in empowering a woman’s own view of sex and her own sexual destiny!

/the more you know

If you take into consideration that the beast merely invites her to dinner, and begs her to marry him and each time she says no AND ISN’T PUNISHED FOR IT but has her decision respected, it is indeed a more empowering tale for women than one tends to think. Hell, he makes her the mistress of his castle, and says he’ll serve her. How is that abusive? :I

Also, if I can remember correctly, there’s a scene in an old french film where Belle gives the Beast some sass, telling him to stop feeling sorry for himself. Still no punishment ‘cause, well, she was right! Bwahahaaa~!

Reblog for a great addendum I didn’t think to include!

And just to clarify: over the course of the many retellings, the Beast character became initially more savage, so his nature was transformed as much as his physical appearance—which is something Disney’s interpretation went with. In the original tale the Beast’s physical appearance is a reflection of the Beauty’s fear of savagery (from sex) rather than his nature, as he was kind to her and respectful to her from the beginning.

Photo

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 14:45:43 -0400

Photo

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 14:45:24 -0400

custom moves for MH

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 14:42:00 -0400

“When you put on the One Ring, roll with Dark. On a 10+, you turn invisible, no problem, and you stay that way until you take the Ring off. On a 7-9 you turn invisible but choose one:

~ your shadow can still be seen;
~ the Ring slips off your finger at an inopportune moment (GM’s discretion);
~ take -1 ongoing when you Hold Steady to disobey the Ring
~ Sauron gets a String on you.”

season 2 of Crescent Isle, you guys

get ready

we’re changing the name to Blessed Isle

you’re on a boat

pugletto: “And what’ll that make you?”“A monkey’s...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 19:11:39 -0400

pugletto:

“And what’ll that make you?”

“A monkey’s uncle.”

“You’re so weird!”

“You have no idea…”